bloggery gone awry: Mullets, Chicks and Rock & Roll.

Monday, May 09, 2005

Mullets, Chicks and Rock & Roll.

Do you ever have those days when you’re going about your business and the Internet just throws something at you that you never thought you’d see? For me, today was one of those days.

Working on a project, I was searching the ‘net for a "red apple" image. The searched hit on "Candy Apple Red Fender Esquire $550". I thought that Esquire might be interested in it, so I clicked through and was introduced to KressAmps. My first thought was that this guy had his girlfriend pose with the guitar so he’d get more hits on eBay or something… Once I realized there were a few different women posing with the amps and guitars I couldn’t stop laughing since all I could picture is the instant when the business owner came up with the notion:

“Dude! We should, like, get some bodalicious bikini babes to like pose with our drums and amps and sh!t.”
“That’d be totally wicked!”
“Dude, Awesome!”
“Give’r!”

How do I know that’s how it went down? Well, see for yourself. Allow me to introduce Paul. Owner of KressAmps in Columbus, Ohio.

processed for posting at 9:21 p.m. | 5 comments | Post a Comment

LOL...Dude, that's like totally bitchin! Them skanks would never be on the scene with a couple of handbangin' weezers like that if it weren't for Paul rockin at 120 decibals...he totally scored!
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Anonymous, 11:55 p.m.

What you two got against Monica, Debbie and Danielle?
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Jex, 6:39 p.m.

Nothing against the girls actually. More of a, um, "celebration of the American entrepreneurial spirit". Tell you the truth, I was impressed that they weren't topless -- would it have been the same had Paul's business been in the UK?
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J.Garlough, 11:06 a.m.

Nah, only the arty ads use nudity. They'd more likely use q-list celebrities or something like that.
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Anonymous, 7:42 p.m.

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Anonymous, 3:42 p.m.