bloggery gone awry

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Skuter (a.k.a. Zdravo)
I like my German Polka Rap just as much as the next guy* so I'm happy to hear whenever a new song is released on the international market. Lately, however, "being released on the international market" just means "re-doing everything to make it more sexy". Who's job it is to "prepare" a "musician" for the international market? How do I get that job? Looking at the before and after videos it's easy to follow the thought process of whomever was in charge:

Ok, so vee must take the black shirts off vee vomen, put them in bikini. Zand make the tractors smaller so zey look larger. vee vant the album to zell in americas so let's add a hummer zand big yello house. Zand add vater!

Perfect.


* (assuming that the next guy doesn't really like German Polka Rap all that much)

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